Monthly Archives: May 2015

Kung Fury Unleashed!

I could just summarize this short film in the following manner: what would happen if 1980s action cinema imploded on itself and became a quantum singularity? What you’d probably get is something like Laser Unicorns’ action comedy movie Kung Fury.  … Continue reading

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This Is Not Five Nights At Freddy’s

You find yourself in an enclosed space. It is a small room: filled with dust and the relics of past happiness. There are a series of windows in front of you. You keep toggling through them. You are hoping that … Continue reading

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Fool Me

Someone begins to tell you a joke. You’re smiling. Your life is generally serious, or mundane, and a joke is a good distraction. No, it’s more than a distraction. It’s the promise of bounty and plenty. It’s a story that … Continue reading

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The Flash Is Fast Enough

This week, on The Flash, Barry Allen becomes “Fast Enough.” In fact, The Flash itself is fast enough. This entire season of seeing Barry try to exonerate his father from prison while finding his mother’s killer and fighting crime managed … Continue reading

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It’s Always Halloween At Five Nights At Freddy’s

“And under this carnival disguise the heart of an old youngster who is still waiting to give his all. But how to be recognized under this mask? This is what they call a fine career.” — Jean Anouilh, The Waltz … Continue reading

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Commitment

This post isn’t about relationships. Well, at the very least, it’s not about romantic relationships. Hello everyone. It’s been a while. I didn’t plan it to be a while, honestly. I mean, I didn’t really feel like I had much … Continue reading

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